Da Weasel
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:13 pm
I came out 4 hours before my race so I could watch the 3/4 35+ and the 3/4 race. (Sorry 4's...I couldn't make it that early!) My race wasn't that exciting, so I'm going to write Chris Pare's race report instead:
Chris lined up in the front row of the 3/4 35+, with only 3 people to worry about: Paul "Bag-O-Sand" Curley, Dan "Everybodyluvsme" Baker and Marvin Wang. Dan and Marvin are Chris's nemeses and cross-crash foes, so this should be a Battle Royale. Paul belongs in the Elite race, so nobody has any idea why he's actually in this one, other than that he likes to win. I like to win, too, but...
Anyway, Chris had a great start and before long, the 4 contenders were off the front and 5th+ wasn't a factor. Marvin was clinging to life and was clearly the weakest of the 4. Curley found himself on the front, which is a really unfamiliar position for him. Chris was stuck to Curley's wheel like a white on rice, with Dan right behind. Curley basically has no weaknesses, though, (other than knowing what category he should race) so he was fast through the turns and fast on the straights. Chris was very impressive, turning lap after lap and staying within one bike-length of Curley, at worst. Dan, on the other hand, was getting gapped in the turns and was sprinting back on in the straight-aways.
Around lap 3, Curley got tired of pulling, so he swung off and stopped pedalling. Wisely, nobody pulled through. They were going so slow that Marvin was able to rejoin the group and I was forced to yell "Are you guys gonna pedal, or what?" Chris looked over and smiled.
The next lap, Curley did the same thing, so Dan pulled through and led all the way down the backstraight. Curley passed him as they entered the turns, though, and Chris was 3rd. I got really worried that Curley would gap Dan and leave Chris in a huge hole, so I yelled "Pass him NOW!". He did, and got right back on Curley's wheel. Good advice. Dan was gapped almost immediately afterwards.
With 1-1/2 to go, Curley decided to drill it. Marvin was already off and Dan was dangling, but he couldn't dig any deeper and got dropped and was no longer a factor. Chris was still stuck to Curley like glue, though. Very impressive. With a half lap to go, I decided to run over to the finish line so I could see the climax unfold. Chris had decided to make has move with 3 turns and 2 short straights to go. Curley had been taking a wide line all day, so Chris planned to take the inside. Curley went wide, Chris went inside, but then Curley swung back inside so fast and so hard that you could hear the door slam all the way over at Foxboro stadium. Chris actually had to stop pedaling momentarily to keep from running right into him. He recovered and stayed close, but a few seconds later they were on the short finish straight and he had no chance to overtake Curley for the win.
As I told him after the race: There's no shame in getting second to Paul Curley, but it would have been really sweet to have beat him. Chris rode the perfect race, and was there for the finish...but Paul is one crafty S.O.B. Nice job, Chris!
Chris lined up in the front row of the 3/4 35+, with only 3 people to worry about: Paul "Bag-O-Sand" Curley, Dan "Everybodyluvsme" Baker and Marvin Wang. Dan and Marvin are Chris's nemeses and cross-crash foes, so this should be a Battle Royale. Paul belongs in the Elite race, so nobody has any idea why he's actually in this one, other than that he likes to win. I like to win, too, but...
Anyway, Chris had a great start and before long, the 4 contenders were off the front and 5th+ wasn't a factor. Marvin was clinging to life and was clearly the weakest of the 4. Curley found himself on the front, which is a really unfamiliar position for him. Chris was stuck to Curley's wheel like a white on rice, with Dan right behind. Curley basically has no weaknesses, though, (other than knowing what category he should race) so he was fast through the turns and fast on the straights. Chris was very impressive, turning lap after lap and staying within one bike-length of Curley, at worst. Dan, on the other hand, was getting gapped in the turns and was sprinting back on in the straight-aways.
Around lap 3, Curley got tired of pulling, so he swung off and stopped pedalling. Wisely, nobody pulled through. They were going so slow that Marvin was able to rejoin the group and I was forced to yell "Are you guys gonna pedal, or what?" Chris looked over and smiled.

With 1-1/2 to go, Curley decided to drill it. Marvin was already off and Dan was dangling, but he couldn't dig any deeper and got dropped and was no longer a factor. Chris was still stuck to Curley like glue, though. Very impressive. With a half lap to go, I decided to run over to the finish line so I could see the climax unfold. Chris had decided to make has move with 3 turns and 2 short straights to go. Curley had been taking a wide line all day, so Chris planned to take the inside. Curley went wide, Chris went inside, but then Curley swung back inside so fast and so hard that you could hear the door slam all the way over at Foxboro stadium. Chris actually had to stop pedaling momentarily to keep from running right into him. He recovered and stayed close, but a few seconds later they were on the short finish straight and he had no chance to overtake Curley for the win.
As I told him after the race: There's no shame in getting second to Paul Curley, but it would have been really sweet to have beat him. Chris rode the perfect race, and was there for the finish...but Paul is one crafty S.O.B. Nice job, Chris!
