Mystic Velo Crit
Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:09 pm
I didn’t really want to write this race report, but I need to get it out of my system, fast.
I’m a bachelor all week with the family in FLA so I decided to kill the whole day and drive 2hrs for a 1hr crit. I was going to do the Cat 3, and then most likely the P123 later in the day for bonus suffering. The course as Stefan explained is a bike specific track, flat as a pancake and very exposed to the wind. This was easily the windiest race I’ve ever done. There were maybe 50 guys lined up for 25 laps, I was hoping for a top 10 and see what happens. The race was very hard, attacks were flying left and right, which seemed stupid since the wind made it almost impossible to get away. I tried to avoid the temptation, anticipating attacks and responses and trying to stay in the top 20.
About ½ way through the field was strung out, like most of the day, when the guy in front of me let a wheel go and next thing we knew 15 strong guys had 100 meters. Not good. I bided my time but no one was closing it down, we cut the deficit enough so I attacked to get across. About halfway across I see I’m towing the whole field, but frankly I was invested so I stay on it until we connect. Many matches burned. 6 laps to go I think I’m mid pack and we are heading into the wind tunnel and I look back and there is only 1 guy behind me. Oops, burn some matches to move up. 5 laps to go I’m 4th wheel, mission accomplished. 2 laps to go and I’m focused on staying top 15, we come around to the finish straight and I move up on the right. The headwind was coming from 11 o’clock so there was “some” relief on the right, perfectly positioned. Suddenly some dipsh$t on the front left decides that was a bad spot (which it was) and violently swings off to the right, taking out the 3 guys right in front of me. I skid to a stop and somehow avoid crashing, but then 3 guys crash to the right of me and fall on my rear wheel. Dude’s jersey is caught in my rear brake. I rip to off and start sprinting with a glimmer of hope to jump on the back of the reduced field, until I notice my back wheel doesn’t want to turn. Jump off and fix brake and unskewered (word?) skewer but by then I’m screwed. Mild repair but still rubbing, limp around to finish solo when the real kick in the nuggets happens. Some dude in a kit with flames on it (I think he got it out of a cereal box) who had gotten dropped sprinted past me on the line. I have 1 word for that guy: D@*che Bag.
P123 race report you ask? No thanks I didn’t need another 30 laps of the wind tunnel.
I’m a bachelor all week with the family in FLA so I decided to kill the whole day and drive 2hrs for a 1hr crit. I was going to do the Cat 3, and then most likely the P123 later in the day for bonus suffering. The course as Stefan explained is a bike specific track, flat as a pancake and very exposed to the wind. This was easily the windiest race I’ve ever done. There were maybe 50 guys lined up for 25 laps, I was hoping for a top 10 and see what happens. The race was very hard, attacks were flying left and right, which seemed stupid since the wind made it almost impossible to get away. I tried to avoid the temptation, anticipating attacks and responses and trying to stay in the top 20.
About ½ way through the field was strung out, like most of the day, when the guy in front of me let a wheel go and next thing we knew 15 strong guys had 100 meters. Not good. I bided my time but no one was closing it down, we cut the deficit enough so I attacked to get across. About halfway across I see I’m towing the whole field, but frankly I was invested so I stay on it until we connect. Many matches burned. 6 laps to go I think I’m mid pack and we are heading into the wind tunnel and I look back and there is only 1 guy behind me. Oops, burn some matches to move up. 5 laps to go I’m 4th wheel, mission accomplished. 2 laps to go and I’m focused on staying top 15, we come around to the finish straight and I move up on the right. The headwind was coming from 11 o’clock so there was “some” relief on the right, perfectly positioned. Suddenly some dipsh$t on the front left decides that was a bad spot (which it was) and violently swings off to the right, taking out the 3 guys right in front of me. I skid to a stop and somehow avoid crashing, but then 3 guys crash to the right of me and fall on my rear wheel. Dude’s jersey is caught in my rear brake. I rip to off and start sprinting with a glimmer of hope to jump on the back of the reduced field, until I notice my back wheel doesn’t want to turn. Jump off and fix brake and unskewered (word?) skewer but by then I’m screwed. Mild repair but still rubbing, limp around to finish solo when the real kick in the nuggets happens. Some dude in a kit with flames on it (I think he got it out of a cereal box) who had gotten dropped sprinted past me on the line. I have 1 word for that guy: D@*che Bag.
P123 race report you ask? No thanks I didn’t need another 30 laps of the wind tunnel.