Switched into the Masters 45+ earlier this week after seeing all the photos of the chubby Masters at the back of the pack last week at Gloucester. There were no chubby Masters that I could see today. I also woke up with terrible hay fever: lots of runny nose & sneezing. I was talked out of taking Benadryl (aka, "sleeping pills").
Start of the race, I jumped well and passed a bunch of guys on the way up the the curb at the top and passed a few more here and there on turns for the rest of lap 1. Lap 2, I felt good and was driving the bike well. I really felt like the course suited my abilities well, except for the start/finish which killed me every time. Had one hiccup on lap 2 at the top of the course where I went wide on a turn, snagged a coupla stakes worth of tape and dragged it a ways.
Laps 3, 4, 5 found me bleeding all the places I had gained - and more - back. Paul Curley passed me 1/2 way through lap 3 (55+ started behind us 30 seconds). Laps 4 and 5 had my right quad threatening to cramp anytime I hinted at getting out of the saddle. I was thirsty beyond belief. Of course, they permitted water handups in the pits for the very next race.
Despite the failure of my motor, I really felt like I was handling the bike very well.
Lap 4, I had two minor mechanicals. The first happened when I did a hard remount after the first set of wooden steps and somehow my chain jumped all the way down the cassette and jammed between the smallest cog and the seatstay. Off bike, yank chain (hehe), 3-5 ppl go by, remount and try to stay in contact.
Just a short time later on that lap, I knew I was well cooked and people were coming up on me fast. When one guy was on my tail, I told him to just call which side he wanted to pass on so he could get by without incident. This was on the short chicane that led down behind the "temple". He said "left" so I moved more to the right and the idiot DID NOT PASS! It was a perfect place to go by, don't know why he didn't.
I called back to him, "You lost your chance!" and moved back into the lane but when I looked down, my RD did not look at all right: I thought I had pulled a "Wawersik" and was out of the race.
As I got off my bike, a spectator pointed out it was only a stick. I yanked the stick out and got going again. Of course, by this time the idiot had long since passed me along with a few others. From then on, shifting was dodgy but then everything in my bike/body combination was.
Last lap, I knew that since I started in the 8th row or so, that the risk of being pulled was high, so I kept pushing. Next time by the pits, an official was just starting to raise his arm as I went by and when I looked back, he had pulled the riders behind me. So, at this point, I was "last".
Just after the final set of steps, I saw someone ahead of me that I seemed to be closing in on. I heckled, "You don't want to be last! Don't let me pass you! Here I come!!"
Just then Diane appeared and pulled him off the course: he was warming up and not in my race.

As I approached to final turn back onto the pavement, there WAS somebody still in the race ahead of me halfway up the start/finish hill. What the hell, I got in the drops, sprinted a bit and coasted by him to finished 2nd to last.
Later, when I checked crossresults, I was the FIRST person they did not give a time to. Ugh.
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UPDATE: I'm actually pretty damn sure I WASN'T lapped: I remember hearing the announcer call the finish as I was on my last lap.